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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the scarecrow win an award?","punchline":"Because he was outstanding in his field.","id":430}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?","punchline":"About 5000 miles.","id":279}
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