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{"type":"standard","title":"Shigeo Kaoku","displaytitle":"Shigeo Kaoku","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q20714755","titles":{"canonical":"Shigeo_Kaoku","normalized":"Shigeo Kaoku","display":"Shigeo Kaoku"},"pageid":47099035,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a6/Shigeo_Kaoku_1964.jpg","width":318,"height":366},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a6/Shigeo_Kaoku_1964.jpg","width":318,"height":366},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1237680112","tid":"366cb951-4ed1-11ef-870e-76b3b57ec685","timestamp":"2024-07-31T00:09:54Z","description":"Japanese field hockey player","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shigeo_Kaoku","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shigeo_Kaoku?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shigeo_Kaoku?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Shigeo_Kaoku"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shigeo_Kaoku","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Shigeo_Kaoku","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shigeo_Kaoku?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Shigeo_Kaoku"}},"extract":"Shigeo Kaoku is a retired Japanese field hockey player, who won a bronze medal at the 1966 Asian Games. He competed at the 1964 and 1968 Olympics and finished in 7th and 13th place, respectively.","extract_html":"
Shigeo Kaoku is a retired Japanese field hockey player, who won a bronze medal at the 1966 Asian Games. He competed at the 1964 and 1968 Olympics and finished in 7th and 13th place, respectively.
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